De la Darcu

1. Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?

La inceput mi se parea o idee interesanta.La inceput…
2. Does a kiss make you feel better?
Depinde de la cine e.

3. Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
Nu desi e foarte realizabil.

4. Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
Da.

5. What did you do today?
M-am trezit la 7 jumate dupa amiaza.M-a sunat Collegu` la 8 fara 20.La 9 beam in T5.La 10 beam in Maxx.La 10:45 beam in Backroom.La 11:30 nu ne primea in Star Pub.La 00:00 beam ciocolata calda cu Ada.Acum vreo 2 ore m-am intors si am mancat si iata-ma.

8. Have you ever thought about your death?
Tot timpul.

9. Are you paranoid?
Depinde de context.

10. Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field?
Amandoua se poate? glumesc Ada…glumesc

11. What is your favorite sport to watch?
To watch? To practice ce are?

12. What color is your shower curtain?
Era rosie candva.Acum nu mai e deloc.

13. Have you ever had stitches?
Da .. de mai multe ori.

14. How long ago did you hug someone?
Acu` vreo cateva ore.

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19. What are you doing tomorrow?
Sex.

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21. Have you ever given money to a homeless person?
De destule ori.

22. Have you ever run over an animal?
 Nu …si nici peste oameni (din pacate)

23. Whats your favorite cereal?
Da` in afara de Olla mai sunt si altele ? :))

24. Have you ever had an Oreo with peanut butter?
Ce pula mea e OREO? Unt de arahide am mancat.

25. What are you doing this moment?
Fumez.

26. Would you kiss someone of the same sex for 100 bucks?
Futu-va-n gura de poponari care ati scris intrebarea asta.

27. Where’s your favorite place to be?
La munte.

28. What’s your favorite song?
Ei pula … te plictisesti de ele . N-am cantec preferat.

29. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?
Amandoua … tre` sa ma hotarasc urgent pe care s-o aleg nu? :))

30. Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
Nu… in pahare de portelan.

31. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
Ce-i aia ? …Vara trecuta…ultima data

32. Have you ever climbed up a water tower?
M-am urcat si mai sus de atat.Gaseste alt punct de referinta!

33. Do you dream in black and white?
Da` cand te trezesti dimineata speriat cu inima care iti bubuie in piept …te mai gandesti la ce culori ai vazut?

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35. Do you snore?
Nu cred. Posibil doar atunci cand sunt prea beat ca sa stiu ca exist.

36. Have you ever thought about being a model?
Ei pula … nu e plina deja lumea de marionete?

37. Are you a redneck?
Mi se intampla

38. Funniest thing you heard all day?
Mi s-a spus ca o sa ajung super bogat si nevasta-mea o sa se futa cu gradinarul.

39. Have you ever gotten a mosquito bite on your face?
Intrebare de cacat.

40. What are you afraid of?
De oamenii prosti.

41. What does the 10th text message in your inbox say?
Sebastian :OnlineMotivator - Adrian, here’s your quote of the day for 2008-04-01

42. What does the 10th message in your outbox say?
LABORATOARE Msf

43. Do you like someone?
Da

44. Do they know you like them?